When do parents stop being overprotective, or am I just unlucky with mine?

Ahhh, Facebook. Pretty sure if I was conscious, I would have missed you x


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Dear Email Spam,

My penis is just fine the size it is.

Thank you.

- Sam

iwannabedirty is engaged to moretalented.

moretalented is engaged to iwannabedirty

i got a voucher 4 a free dinner 4 2 @ a fancy restaurant in the city. want it? free food. sure u can think of some1 2 take...

I take it uv seen facebook today?

iwannabedirty changed her profile picture.



With my beautiful fiance.

In this photo: moretalented

CoD. My place. Saturday. 4 pm. Be there.

Second Text to Finn: Not this Saturday. Next. Cuz I'm stupid.

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My fiance! :)

In this picture: iwannabedirty

iwannabedirty has uploaded 14 new photos to the album High school stuff.


Singing "Valerie" at Sectionals junior year.

In this photo: dancnwithmyself

( High school stuff )

Tagged in this album: finnandout, dancnwithmyself, jewhawk, singslikeagirl, fabraymazing, morbidbubbles, moretalented, justcametodance, imbeingsassy, sweet_matty_d, acontrolist

A new year and a new Facebook account, since the last one was taken down due to alleged copyright infringement. Considering number one of my top ten Berry Resolutions is to make new friends and reconnect with old ones, I thought Facebook was a good place to start in this modern day and age. So, hello. I am Rachel Berry, aspiring Broadway star and student at NYU. I'm currently single - my ambitions are sometimes a little too intense for guys to handle, but I know that as I grow older that will become an asset - and I live in a small apartment with very thin walls and neighbors with very selective musical tastes. My five year plan includes graduating, landing a starring Broadway role, getting married, starting a family and winning my first Tony. Not necessarily in that order.

Who: moretalented and iwannabedirty
What: Brittany wants a pet
Where: The dance studio
When: January 4th, late evening
Rating: PG for now

( Brittany had something important to ask. )

Who: moretalented and iwannabedirty
What: Brittany wants a pet
Where: The dance studio
When: January 4th, late evening
Rating: PG for now

( Brittany had something important to ask. )